Beetlebung Dry Goods

Fashion For The First Family

 

what the president would look like in our cheap gas tee*

The visit of president Barack Obama and the first family has Martha’s Vineyard dreaming of what they’ll wear. Here’s a few suggestions from Beetlebung Dry Goods.

The First Family is sojourning in ruggedly beautiful Chilmark, so why not outfit them in Island-inspired designs available only here? We’ve pasted the first family into our clothing to show you how great they would look.

Beetlebung fashion is truly of our Island:

 For the President:
Our “Cheap Gas” tee features the abandoned pump on Chilmark’s North Road in 100% ringspun cotton and vintage-looking pigment dye. Obama’s Green Revolution makes gas past.

 

 

what michelle would look like in our hoodie*

 

For the First Lady:
Our “Serpent Star” hoodie, our best-selling women’s design features eco-friendly fabric and our exotic sea star design. This one’s for the passionate, not prissy. Pure Vineyard, pure Michelle.

 

 

 

 

our version of the girls in our tees*

For the First Daughters:
We suggest Rorschach Irradiated Lobster youth tees in Citrus or Flo Blue pigment dyes and supersoft ringspun cotton. Toss SpongeBob and the White Sox back into the closet. And Girls, help Dad and slap a Rorschach Lobster bumper sticker on the presidential limo. You’ll impress Independents.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, for the First Puppy, you can’t beat a Rorschach Lobster frisbee for the beach. Toss around day or night. It glows in the dark. Guaranteed to make the puppy pooped.

Find Beetlebung Dry Goods at these Martha's Vineyard locations

Vineyard Haven	Edgartown	Menemsha
9 Main Street	Main & Summer Streets	Basin Road
1.508.696.0006	1.508.627.1011	1.508.645.9950

Or online at www.beetlebung.com

*we have created these images, they are not the actual first family.